a play in one act by i love new york 2

i called my boy and he was all like son son son son son. and i was like aight aight aight yeah.

his tongue was covered in mucus and it messed up my tongue.

midget mac would breakdance i do this know what im saying

his face look like a pinto bean with eyes and he's violent and he gave me diarrhea chocolate so he has got to go

where my chain at

f***face is gonna get a chain??

roses are red violets are blue you got pink roses so it aint come from you


oh i wanted some better quotes but the episode ended.