Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Whizzinator?!

Men guilty over fake penis scam
25 November 2008
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7747833.stm

Urine samples from athletes at King's College, London, July 2008
Tests rely on testing urine samples to check for drugs

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.

order one yourself!!

Monday, November 24, 2008

me me


This was for Sharon's burfday

beef, cheese, bbq sauce cake, mashed potato icing, and bacon candles! mmmmm

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

A little note

Dear Greg,
Stop being cool and smoke a cigarette like the rest of us losers.

Sincerely,
Camel Advertising

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Uhhhhhhh I'm playing a show tomorrow

If Biz didn't notice the piece of paper I slipped into her bag at that art show here's the the the infuhohhh

me
some dude who lives out of his van
some dude who has a phd in computer music
some dude who is a cartoon
some dudes who will use a record player and gawd knows wut to do stuff
some dude who used to live in new brunswick, but now lives in providence

@@@@@@@@@@@meat town, usa 7ish. i'm going on first cuz i sux. five dolluhz

cool.

Friday, November 14, 2008



SO APPARENTLY I GET DRUNK FROM ONE BEER AND DON'T NOTICE THAT SHAWN'S STATUS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HTE SCREEN SHOT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE

UHHHH



DO I REDO IT

BAH!!!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

americaaaa



i'm posting this in honor of caity cause she's the one that showed me it but is like on a train now or something

also gotta vote today or p diddy will kill you!

Saturday, November 1, 2008