Friday, May 30, 2008

I'm back in your house

I just awoke on your couch.

The other Alex is still sleeping.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

fubk big baby

trash day

I've only been gone a day, and last night was welcomed back to courtlandtland by having my ipod and clothes tossed in the trash.
much love.
thanks biz


Luv u's

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

what courtlandtland is missing

besides all the people that moved out

Without TV there I never knew but WHOOPI GOLdberg is on the view
and then i changed the channel to TLC and some lady with like 8 kids or some shit who makin lots of pancakes for them with her dude, then like fucking takes a picture of her lil one next to a plastic toilet full of the kids poop. i dunno i probably will continue not watching much tv

wakin up with just dogs/cats downstrs isn't good enough, regardless of their funny names


Monday, May 26, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


i like WOOO

(cuz i fucked a corpse)


Saturday, May 17, 2008

Friday, May 16, 2008

wtf. AWK

why is he holding mingo like that


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Robert Rauschenberg died this morning at the age of 82.

Monday, May 12, 2008

I hope they're smothered in olive oil



This message was sent using the very inconvenient and annoying Verizon Wireless Co.
They <3 spam.

Sunday, May 11, 2008


formal announcement: i am moving to california in the fall!
don't know what part yet but looking at san diego, or san fran area, maybe la.
this is a picture by my grandma's farm in porterville ca. i think i might be happy with a little shack in the middle of this field.
what's that quote about morocco?
anyway im getting restless and might take off sometime during the summer instead!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

great tits

Notice anything different about this BBC homepage snapshot?
(I'm not sure how big these will show on the internet)

How about here:
i wish i had me some great tits, its getting cold over here.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Sok Cho and Seoul

Fish Heads


I dunno but it's open 24 hours

Belly Button Nose

A Birthday Behind Us

amaqanda = izingane

yo yo. what from the reservoir tip of the african continent? you guys are moving out?! what?!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

also plenty chicks in booty shorts in the comp lab tonight

Colbert ?

I hate verizon wireless

enemy bears

hasan is gonna be on the colbert report tonight!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008


There are a lot of girls in booty shorts today at the Alexander Library.

Thursday, May 1, 2008



ps. there's a larper near us that looks like he hobbit larps

too bad third eye blind is gonna be here on friday

Casting for Hipsters for Friday on new Catherine Zeta-Jones Film (NYC)

Reply to:
Date: 2008-04-30, 9:57PM EDT

Grant Wilfley Casting is seeking actors for a loft party scene filming on Friday, May 2 in NYC for the new Catherine Zeta-Jones feature film, THE REBOUND. Seeking hipster types, young actor & artist types, pot smokers and other party goers to fill non-speaking roles in the scene. Must be available the full day. Must be over 18 and legally permitted to work in the United States. PAID WORK. Email a recent picture and phone number. Write May 2 in the subject line of your email. Must be ok with being around smoke and strobe lighting.

you are what you watch?

found in the recycling at work