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2009-08-26T16:32:00.000-04:00

2009-07-13T20:13:00.002-04:00

Hello from our newest tenant!

We Are the Seahorses

2009-06-04T10:34:00.003-04:00

I found this picture in an album called reasons 26-50 not to do drugs, kids.

http://thechive.com/2009/05/reasons-26-50-not-to-do-drugs-kids-25-photos/dont-do-drugs-wack-9/

bye courtlandt landt

2009-05-28T22:40:00.001-04:00

2009-05-17T20:06:00.002-04:00

death or glory

2009-05-16T16:24:00.003-04:00

i'm not sure where caity was when she sent me this pic message.. but,

and got some skillz

Bacon

2009-05-10T10:52:00.000-04:00

2009-05-09T11:52:00.001-04:00

Hey guys come check it out!

I get to do a directors q&a...

in case reid didn't know

2009-05-07T17:50:00.002-04:00

in case reid still looks at dis

http://www.gastateparks.org/info/reedbing/

right by coooool springs

thanks to pete&pete

2009-05-03T16:43:00.001-04:00

Rap Chop!!!!!

2009-05-02T16:38:00.000-04:00

sandwich time

2009-04-27T10:29:00.003-04:00

i'm havin a thesis show on thursday. you should cmere because this is the only time i will ever shamelessly promote myself. come eat free sandwiches and cookies, and look at everyone's cute lil paintings (and giggle at the bad ones).

its this thurs. the 30th may day eve from 5-7 pm, at mason gross school of the arts gallery(civic square building on livingston ave/new st)

also the next day is jacki's cute may day thing, so you can do both things in one visit!

<3scro

what i woke up to

2009-04-26T12:19:00.002-04:00

"there's just so much passion." kate illes

I'll drive anywhere with you, baby; as long as it's away from here.

2009-04-19T12:32:00.000-04:00

hey!

2009-04-12T16:08:00.001-04:00

your big baby was found off the coast of somalia. stop hijacking shit.

Pickled Pig's Feet and Spicy Hog Balls

2009-04-07T20:53:00.001-04:00

watch out obama

2009-03-31T23:10:00.002-04:00

if you want the full story, check it here.

The Hambone Bros

2009-03-28T17:41:00.001-04:00

"what is it babies in cups"

2009-03-27T00:48:00.004-04:00

"what are those babies for"

babies baby bowl babybabybabyyy bowl baby bowl

oh an dthen
actual caption

Seven babies sit in tummy tubs after a baby massage class held for young mothers in IJmuiden, Netherlands, 24 March 2009. The cooling down segment is to simulate a womb-like environment for the infants.

just lookit their faces in a circle. plz.

Opening tomorrow!

2009-03-25T22:33:00.002-04:00

Jacki and I are almost done with school
Come to our opening tomorrow
26 March 5-7

Civic Square Building in Downtown New Brunswick
33 Livingston Ave

If you can't come to the opening, the show's up through 3 April

sUp

2009-03-25T21:05:00.002-04:00

2009-03-18T22:39:00.000-04:00

cute things falling asleep

courtlandtyoutubebattleblogtheresafievaldollnearme

2009-03-17T21:29:00.003-04:00

oldschoolobsessionstyyyle

ps. plz
be my serious boo!!

2009-03-16T23:14:00.002-04:00

Tyra Banks riots?!

2009-03-16T16:02:00.003-04:00

"New York police arrested three people following a massive stampede that erupted during a casting call for the new season of the Tyra Banks-powered reality contest—a melee that involved hundreds of people outside a Central Park hotel."

fights?!

i want this in my living room

2009-03-15T10:31:00.001-04:00

oh heyyy

fag butter

2009-03-14T22:22:00.001-04:00

o ya this blog

2009-03-09T22:20:00.003-04:00

xtreme xtina

alabama comes to new brunswick

2009-02-22T21:36:00.008-05:00

acoustic show at fag butter, dance party in the barn, kittenz and luv

well that's it...

2009-02-18T07:14:00.001-05:00

new favorite website.

http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/

Big Baby's pet housecat

2009-02-17T11:56:00.002-05:00

have you seen this manbaby?

2009-02-14T01:17:00.000-05:00

we can all eat a buncha bacon and die happy after watching this.

2009-02-12T20:01:00.002-05:00

oh and you need sound. but i guess not too much cause the voice is a lil too much.

this is y yall fat!

2009-02-10T15:18:00.003-05:00

yay http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

re: redecoratin

2009-02-06T20:43:00.002-05:00

like they were gonna take down the flag cause they don't even notice it any more
til i just plainly explained. that's what america (freedom, eagles, mcgriddles, etc) is all about

liiike
i'm cheating on courtlandtland and living in my own fortlandtland on robinson..
and next friday will be a limited time offer Goth Cake performance. and ps eliot biz and like other things..
there's flyers oh there

closed for redecorating

2009-02-03T17:48:00.005-05:00

"hey guys, let's redecorate the house" "okay. but first, a beer"

oh, hi lance bass!
chainmail for breakfast

uh, wait, what?
i said fuckin chain mail for breakfast!

druid overlords are taking over

2009-01-29T16:59:00.003-05:00

Check out the thumb king

2009-01-29T15:09:00.000-05:00

you're gonna love my nuts, alex

2009-01-29T00:00:00.002-05:00

I trust him.

2009-01-28T21:40:00.001-05:00

Just callin' to say

2009-01-20T22:02:00.000-05:00

that I'll hopefully see you guys this weekend!

In the spirit of today

2009-01-20T09:56:00.003-05:00

Obama has a double that secret service is gonna love

I think the Oprah is the most curious

Ava Luna, Pink Type, alex's other band

2009-01-14T12:22:00.006-05:00

making fools of ourselves in Munich

2009-01-12T16:04:00.010-05:00

Ol' Man-pig

2009-01-09T13:14:00.001-05:00

I got a druid email

2009-01-07T12:36:00.002-05:00

frogging and blogging

2009-01-06T21:06:00.005-05:00

Kristina's frogs, Mucus and Fungus, currently reside in the shark tank in our room at courtlandtland. They do cool things!

LuvLuvLuv

2009-01-06T08:23:00.000-05:00

Two German children - aged five and six - have been stopped by police from eloping to Africa to tie the knot in the sun, reports say.

2009-01-03T23:04:00.004-05:00

Today I went to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with my mom. All I have to say about the movie is that its combination of Brad Pitt, a baby, and an old man into one person is remarkably similar to the image of the Jeff Goldblum Retriever posted below.

jeff goldblue man group

2009-01-03T19:04:00.002-05:00

http://goldblumretriever.ytmnd.com/

happy new pear

2009-01-01T10:37:00.003-05:00

I JUST WANTED TO SAY I THINK BIG BABY IS A MUMMER

GOOD MORNING ITS 2009 HAPPY NEW YEAR

its the year of kathy

goooood mornin

happy new pear

year of kathy griiiifin

word is bond

2008-12-26T17:44:00.001-05:00

MAKE MY DAY

2008-12-23T16:15:00.001-05:00

dreamy courtlandt

2008-12-16T17:39:00.003-05:00

last night i had a dream that my friend asked me what big baby was. i tried to google image search "big baby" to show her, but i only got pictures of little babies. then i went to the courtlandt blog and found everything i needed to explain this phenomenon.

it took place in the living room and biz was on the couch giggling.

then i woke up.

internet dreamz!

GIFts From Tour for the Holidays

2008-12-13T02:35:00.003-05:00

Flying Burritos

Crossings

Make and Padre Pio

A JD'd Walk

Marissa and Surprise Guest

Oh, Surprise!

babyz in budapest

2008-12-07T14:22:00.001-05:00

Hello Again to All My Friends

2008-12-03T19:52:00.004-05:00

Some fun from my last days in Korea:

My class requested a build a castle out of alphabet tiles, as soon as I tried to take a picture they commenced the structurally-trying, earthquake test. The photo caught the tower mid-demise and a couple of kids' pleasant smiles.

In the world of hippy sandcastle contests, nothing compares to "Elderly-baby-face-with-a-snake-arms-eating-itself-displaying-eye-boobs-bellybutton-nose-mouth-and-penis-little-legs"
(Not the artist's title)

I <3 Sock Puppets Who <3 Techno

These are a few of my favorite things...

puppies 24/7 peep show!

2008-11-27T12:42:00.001-05:00

Broadcasting Live with Ustream.TV
ahhhhhhhhh watch this until they grow old!

KEEP CHOPPIN'

2008-11-27T10:39:00.003-05:00

Whizzinator?!

2008-11-25T17:11:00.004-05:00

Men guilty over fake penis scam
25 November 2008
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7747833.stm

Urine samples from athletes at King's College, London, July 2008
Tests rely on testing urine samples to check for drugs

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.

order one yourself!!

me me

2008-11-24T15:37:00.009-05:00

This was for Sharon's burfday

beef, cheese, bbq sauce cake, mashed potato icing, and bacon candles! mmmmm

2008-11-22T17:37:00.001-05:00

2008-11-22T17:21:00.001-05:00

A little note

2008-11-21T19:29:00.004-05:00

Dear Greg,
Stop being cool and smoke a cigarette like the rest of us losers.

Sincerely,
Camel Advertising

THE COLONY is a name of a town in TX

2008-11-20T19:07:00.000-05:00

Uhhhhhhh I'm playing a show tomorrow

2008-11-15T14:56:00.007-05:00

If Biz didn't notice the piece of paper I slipped into her bag at that art show here's the the the infuhohhh

me
some dude who lives out of his van
some dude who has a phd in computer music
some dude who is a cartoon
some dudes who will use a record player and gawd knows wut to do stuff
some dude who used to live in new brunswick, but now lives in providence

@@@@@@@@@@@meat town, usa 7ish. i'm going on first cuz i sux. five dolluhz

cool.

2008-11-14T20:17:00.001-05:00

SO APPARENTLY I GET DRUNK FROM ONE BEER AND DON'T NOTICE THAT SHAWN'S STATUS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HTE SCREEN SHOT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE

UHHHH

DO I REDO IT

BAH!!!

allstar

2008-11-11T21:55:00.002-05:00

Hey, you guys want some cookies?

2008-11-07T13:24:00.000-05:00

don't forget

2008-11-07T11:23:00.000-05:00

to clean up after your cat.

americaaaa

2008-11-04T12:46:00.000-05:00

i'm posting this in honor of caity cause she's the one that showed me it but is like on a train now or something

also gotta vote today or p diddy will kill you!

when goofy goes to the zoo

2008-11-01T22:03:00.001-04:00

listen to the guy laughing
omg

courtlandtbabyz

2008-10-28T00:20:00.002-04:00

omgz i forgot to show you the cat magazine i got from my llama friend tim!
that alone could have entertained us for eva

oh my god what is this fuzzy kitten

once i got home i realized i shoulda not been lazy/ creeped out by my aisle niner neighbors that you were parked in fronta
and i wished i hugged all you babyz good bye

thanks so much it made me really happy to see you in chompylandtland

oxox, e

PS. TUES OCT 28 IS FREE TACO DAY AT TACO BELL
THANKGOD FOR WORLDSERIES
I think from 2-8 pm. but not positive

jesuschrist

2008-10-25T23:35:00.000-04:00

http://cats.about.com/b/2008/10/09/do-you-dress-your-cat-for-halloween.htm

http://cats.about.com/b/2008/10/09/do-you-dress-your-cat-for-halloween.htm

2008-10-23T19:10:00.000-04:00

It was like I was surrounded by the serengeti

2008-10-21T10:14:00.000-04:00

hppy brthdy biz!!!!!! <3<3

2008-10-19T10:50:00.003-04:00

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/

How to live strong and healthy for 23 years

2008-10-19T10:19:00.008-04:00

ps. jen park can we eat pepperonis and feed them to ducks?

one time i called biz cuntsucker and i felt really bad.
omgzlittleteeth tonight.

Dearest "alumni" and "friends"

2008-10-18T08:56:00.005-04:00

Hi this sunday as in tomorrow sunday this band little teeth from west coast land is playing at courtlandtland
shit fuckin rules http://www.myspace.com/littleteethmusic

if any of you paid attention to the jams i was blasting on repeat it was more often than not them

Also playing I actually completely forget the lineup.. i'm eating yogurt at work early morning. i think i only like blueberry yogurt but i think...
BIZ is playing
Sarah Lautman's band..
SEal club

(my apologies for not knowing the rest of the lineup)

But I wanted to tell everyone to COME! TOMORROW 10/19 it's Biz Lynch's bday!
and a hopefully amazing show

hopefully be seeing all of you. specially goats

also: http://upsidedowndogs.com/
if shawn could publish on the blog, i think he'd want you all to see this, it's pretty important.

what the fuck is a sirus circle

2008-10-14T20:10:00.002-04:00

last night i looked up and saw some crazy scuttlebutt in the sky. ran inside screaming about the apocalypse and all the woodpussies run out to look at the formation. then greg ate olives.

Fecal Dude

2008-10-13T12:03:00.006-04:00

i fell through the living room window

we got mascara uni brows

we made a sweet gerkin pickle shooter because they suck

yay

2008-10-11T17:45:00.001-04:00

be in a book, a bacon book

2008-10-09T10:05:00.002-04:00

http://www.bacontalk.com/?p=8

it's October 8

2008-10-08T14:08:00.004-04:00

Dear Jacki,

Happy 40th Birthday!!!!!

2008-10-07T17:55:00.001-04:00

oct-4-08

2008-10-04T15:20:00.001-04:00

TODAY ITS 10-4!!!!! AHHH!H!H!!!!!

goober has pneumonia

2008-10-02T18:10:00.004-04:00

Once upon a time i video chatted with a dog.

We laughed....
And then we got sleepy....
And logged off.

re:courtlandtland to cuba

2008-10-02T09:16:00.002-04:00

We decided to change it from the house beer fund to...well, the house awesome fund.

omg they're so soft

I'm almost done posting, I swear

2008-09-30T20:58:00.003-04:00

but first....

and the article

Yeah! Yeah!

2008-09-29T18:54:00.003-04:00

Blast from the past!

Courtlandtland to Cuba

2008-09-28T13:07:00.008-04:00

In an effort to support the house beer fund, we've been selling some books. The most recent sale caught my attention.

Confused by this address, I looked up where it may possibly be going

If this was supposed to go to JDOG instead of JVB, well, I'm just not sure what I would have done.

I'm gonna blog this beard

2008-09-27T11:17:00.000-04:00

For Greg.

another missed connection

2008-09-24T19:08:00.001-04:00

Poop at Courtlandtland - w4m - 33 (New Brunswick)
Reply to: pers-853575988@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-24, 2:13PM EDT

You were at the benefit show at courtlandt-land but i couldn't talk to you because you couldn't stop running into the bathroom to poop. I thought that you smelled good and looked a little bit like this mohawk that i know. i'd love it if you called me.
Location: New Brunswick
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interestsPostingID: 853575988

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mis/853575988.html

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mis/793878623.html (greg found this)

2008-09-24T14:16:00.001-04:00

self declared townie sharing a canopy - m4m - 23 (New Brunswick Concert)
Reply to: pers-793878623@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-12, 4:49PM EDT

I saw you outside Courtlandtland and you were smoking a cigarette while it was raining with your friends from highland park. It was at the acoustic show last night and we had the briefest conversation about nothing in particular. I was wearing huge round glasses and you looked like a teddy bear. Then suddenly you disappeared. thought i'd like to know you.

* Location: New Brunswick Concert
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 793878623

punctuation meatloaf

2008-09-24T14:07:00.002-04:00

Tim: it's my favorite fake meat?

http://www.nationalpunctuationday.com/media_articles/PunctuationMeatLoaf.pdf

two tickets to stank town

2008-09-23T21:34:00.006-04:00

here are some good newies and oldies

Oh, and check this out

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mis/793878623.html

2008-09-22T12:32:00.001-04:00

lamest cat fight ever.

2008-09-20T02:15:00.000-04:00

he should've gotten in on it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVGj44PeGaI

2008-09-18T00:50:00.000-04:00

look what made it to NPR's website

2008-09-15T19:29:00.005-04:00

spotted in Union Square

and while we're at it,
why not...