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dreamy courtlandt

last night i had a dream that my friend asked me what big baby was. i tried to google image search "big baby" to show her, but i only got pictures of little babies. then i went to the courtlandt blog and found everything i needed to explain this phenomenon.

it took place in the living room and biz was on the couch giggling.

then i woke up.

internet dreamz!

GIFts From Tour for the Holidays

Flying Burritos



Crossings



Make and Padre Pio



A JD'd Walk



Marissa and Surprise Guest



Oh, Surprise!

babyz in budapest

Hello Again to All My Friends

Some fun from my last days in Korea:


My class requested a build a castle out of alphabet tiles, as soon as I tried to take a picture they commenced the structurally-trying, earthquake test. The photo caught the tower mid-demise and a couple of kids' pleasant smiles.


In the world of hippy sandcastle contests, nothing compares to "Elderly-baby-face-with-a-snake-arms-eating-itself-displaying-eye-boobs-bellybutton-nose-mouth-and-penis-little-legs"
(Not the artist's title)


I <3 Sock Puppets Who <3 Techno


These are a few of my favorite things...

puppies 24/7 peep show!

Broadcasting Live with Ustream.TV
ahhhhhhhhh watch this until they grow old!

KEEP CHOPPIN'

Whizzinator?!

Men guilty over fake penis scam
25 November 2008
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7747833.stm

Urine samples from athletes at King's College, London, July 2008
Tests rely on testing urine samples to check for drugs

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.

order one yourself!!

me me

This was for Sharon's burfday

beef, cheese, bbq sauce cake, mashed potato icing, and bacon candles! mmmmm

A little note

Dear Greg,
Stop being cool and smoke a cigarette like the rest of us losers.

Sincerely,
Camel Advertising

THE COLONY is a name of a town in TX

Uhhhhhhh I'm playing a show tomorrow

If Biz didn't notice the piece of paper I slipped into her bag at that art show here's the the the infuhohhh

me
some dude who lives out of his van
some dude who has a phd in computer music
some dude who is a cartoon
some dudes who will use a record player and gawd knows wut to do stuff
some dude who used to live in new brunswick, but now lives in providence

@@@@@@@@@@@meat town, usa 7ish. i'm going on first cuz i sux. five dolluhz

cool.

SO APPARENTLY I GET DRUNK FROM ONE BEER AND DON'T NOTICE THAT SHAWN'S STATUS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HTE SCREEN SHOT I'M ABOUT TO TAKE

UHHHH



DO I REDO IT

BAH!!!

allstar

Hey, you guys want some cookies?

don't forget

to clean up after your cat.

americaaaa

i'm posting this in honor of caity cause she's the one that showed me it but is like on a train now or something

also gotta vote today or p diddy will kill you!

when goofy goes to the zoo

listen to the guy laughing
omg

courtlandtbabyz

omgz i forgot to show you the cat magazine i got from my llama friend tim!
that alone could have entertained us for eva

oh my god what is this fuzzy kitten

once i got home i realized i shoulda not been lazy/ creeped out by my aisle niner neighbors that you were parked in fronta
and i wished i hugged all you babyz good bye

thanks so much it made me really happy to see you in chompylandtland

oxox, e

PS. TUES OCT 28 IS FREE TACO DAY AT TACO BELL
THANKGOD FOR WORLDSERIES
I think from 2-8 pm. but not positive

jesuschrist

http://cats.about.com/b/2008/10/09/do-you-dress-your-cat-for-halloween.htm



http://cats.about.com/b/2008/10/09/do-you-dress-your-cat-for-halloween.htm

It was like I was surrounded by the serengeti

hppy brthdy biz!!!!!! <3<3

http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/

How to live strong and healthy for 23 years

ps. jen park can we eat pepperonis and feed them to ducks?

one time i called biz cuntsucker and i felt really bad.
omgzlittleteeth tonight.

Dearest "alumni" and "friends"

Hi this sunday as in tomorrow sunday this band little teeth from west coast land is playing at courtlandtland
shit fuckin rules http://www.myspace.com/littleteethmusic

if any of you paid attention to the jams i was blasting on repeat it was more often than not them

Also playing I actually completely forget the lineup.. i'm eating yogurt at work early morning. i think i only like blueberry yogurt but i think...
BIZ is playing
Sarah Lautman's band..
SEal club

(my apologies for not knowing the rest of the lineup)

But I wanted to tell everyone to COME! TOMORROW 10/19 it's Biz Lynch's bday!
and a hopefully amazing show

hopefully be seeing all of you. specially goats


also: http://upsidedowndogs.com/
if shawn could publish on the blog, i think he'd want you all to see this, it's pretty important.

what the fuck is a sirus circle

last night i looked up and saw some crazy scuttlebutt in the sky. ran inside screaming about the apocalypse and all the woodpussies run out to look at the formation. then greg ate olives.

Fecal Dude

i fell through the living room window













we got mascara uni brows














we made a sweet gerkin pickle shooter because they suck

yay

be in a book, a bacon book

http://www.bacontalk.com/?p=8

it's October 8

Dear Jacki,



Happy 40th Birthday!!!!!

oct-4-08

TODAY ITS 10-4!!!!! AHHH!H!H!!!!!

goober has pneumonia

Once upon a time i video chatted with a dog.

We laughed....
And then we got sleepy....
And logged off.

re:courtlandtland to cuba

We decided to change it from the house beer fund to...well, the house awesome fund.




omg they're so soft

I'm almost done posting, I swear

but first....


and the article

Yeah! Yeah!

Blast from the past!