Saturday, September 22, 2007

Six Pack Tour!!!



Saturday, SEP 22 2007.
Bike, six pack, helmet if you have one, uhm...a light too, or else you'll get sent to the sidewalk with LNY. Will start promptly at nine...maybe.

RULES OF SIX PACK TOUR
1. e train wears a helmet. NO EXCEPTIONS!
2. LNY rides on the sidewalk. You fall too much Lny.
3. Everyone rides at a leisurely pace. We will be very filled with cheap beer, and we have no where to go, and god forbid someone turns into a pukeasaurus on their bike. BLEGH!!!
4. OMG we should bring a boom box and listen to WU TANG real loud in the cemetary.

OH, and there's lot's of cool shows at Maxwells. Does anyone want to go to any of these? ...and uh, take me too?

10/11 The Raveonettes/Nicole Atkins & The Sea/Gliss 9 p.m. $15
10/17 Imperial Teen/International Shades 9 p.m. $12
10/20 The Dirtbombs $13 adv./$15 d.o.s
10/25 The Avengers/Pansy Division $10 adv./$12 d.o.s.
10/27 The Shout Out Louds $15
11/1 Be Your Own Pet $10 adv./$12 d.o.s
11/19 The Locust $12 adv./$15 d.o.s. (someone please take me to this, PLEASE)



THESE AREn'T REALLY RULES, I have to go to a funeral now.

2 comments:

Etrain said...

haha yay
i am number one!
like #1 bulge.

Yo. imperial teen.

YO. WU TANG.

jacki sulley said...

ALSO...

BEER COZIES ARE RECOMMENDED BUT OPTIONAL

HELMETS ARE RECOMMENDED BUT OPTIONAL, EXCEPT FOR LNY AND E TRAIN

SIX (6) PACKS ARE MANDATORY BUT TWELVE (12) OR THIRTY (30) PACKS ARE RECOMMENDED FOR OUR HOMECOMING... "OMG"KEVIN WILL BE IN NEW BRUNSWICK TONIGHT SO TWO (2) THIRTY (30) PACKS WILL BE MANDATORY UPON OUR RETURN...

BICYCLES ARE MANDATORY, DUH. BICYCLES CAN BE BUILT FOR TWO (2) AND RICKSHAWS ARE (DANGEROUS) BUT ACCEPTABLE

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE ARE YOU TO RETURN HOME WITH LESS THAN SIX (6) BREWS IN YOUR BELLY

AND LNY, YOU ARE RIDING ON THE SIDEWALK